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I Have Dumpster Dived for Chanel Being from the rather impoverished side of the clientele perusing Bloomingdales, I settled on buying Gators 2 Jeff Demps Blue Allstate Sugar Bowl Stitched NCAA Jersey some makeup with my newly acquired Bloomingdales card, deciding that I needed some, and what were credit cards for, but to facilitate needs? Two hundred dollars of makeup later, I shuffled proudly with my brown bag to the clothing department to peruse. I felt like a queen with that medium brown bag in hand, and was very anxious to try out my wares. Back at the old apartment, my roommates and I decided to clean out some things, and plastic bags were used to store the trash in. I paid no mind to my roommate taking the trash in plastic (and some brown paper) bags to the trash chute located conveniently ncaa wear across from our door. As I went out to indulge in a sort of company party, I began to see things in my head. The bags Hurricanes 26 Sean Taylor Orange Stitched NCAA Jerseys she taken out of them couldn be. No one would mistake that for trash. It was from Bloomingdales! Staggering home at 3am, drunk off a bottle of sake, friend Shanica in tow, we settled in to crash. As an afterthought, I looked around for my bag of makeup. I wasn about to wake up my roommate. In a flash, I knew what I must do. I slipped on my rattiest pair of flats and went down two levels to the dumpster. I hoisted myself in, no small feat when trashed. For going on an hour and a half, I levered refuse out of the dumpster. I found my makeup, the bag, and even my Bloomingdale credit card pamphlet, all at the bottom of the dumpster. My slurred mantra, repeated over and over, was is pain, beauty is pain and slightly traumatized, I went quietly back upstairs, leaving the trash where I thrown it. It was enough. I took a shower and went to bed; I would clean the makeup tomorrow, though surprisingly, it wasn that dirty for being at the bottom of a college apartment dumpster. This experience was harrowing, but at the end of it, I felt that I attained a sort of guru like status. I appreciate good makeup so much that I have dumpster dived for it. |